I Been Here for Years

October 25, 2012 at 4:40 pm (Uncategorized) ()

I guess it’s that time again.  Time to write in this thing.  This is 2012 now, right?  I’m sorry to have left you all wanting more from me for the last two years, but I’ve been preoccupied.  I’ve been travelling in a time machine – forward – at regular speed.  It’s more of a box than a time machine, I guess.  Anyway, It’s good to see the sun again at any rate.  I imagine anyone who reads this has felt lost for the last two years without my clever posts, diverse vocabulary, and, um, lists of 3 things.  I think it would only be proper for me to update you loyal readers on the goings on of the world from April 13, 2010 to today.

April 14, 2010 – I got in that cardboard box.

April 15, 2010 – October 24, 2012 – How the hell should I know?  I was in that damn box!

You folks are lucky. I very nearly did a juxtaposition of popular trends from 2010 compared to 2012.  I’m better than that.  You’re better than that.  Plus, I actually started doing it, and it felt dated by the time I finished typing it.  Now you don’t have to hate and judge me as I make thinly veiled observations about how Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong were both sponsored by Nike.  Or about how Facebook sort of sucks nowadays.

If I were being personal, I would tell you that I finished graduate school, am working a good job, married a wonderful girl, and bought a house.  That’s not what this is about, though!  It’s about me slowly inching my way out of retirement and trying to help ya’ll waste away time online that’s not on Facebook (because it sort of sucks nowadays).

Don’t call it a comeback.

"Dodgeball" is tainted now too.

He actually is not allowed to come back.

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