Everyone Will Notice, But No One Will Know

September 28, 2009 at 6:44 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , )

I’ve been watching a fair amount of TV on Hulu lately and it’s a fantastic service but they keep playing one commercial in particular over and over again and it creeps me out a little each time.  Open your eyes to Juvederm.

Sorry about the funky 10 second countdown to the beginning.  It’s to build a sense of drama.

Anyway, I like how they use the airbrush filter on the camera lens so she doesn’t have any wrinkles anyway. The part that always makes me cringe, though, is at about 18 seconds when it pops up “injectable gel.”  Injectable gel?!? Is this episode of Psych really being sponsored by brand name Botox?

I realize growing older in today’s society isn’t easy.  Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I think when you get to the crossroads in your life when you really feel you have to choose between having laugh lines and injecting your face with shit to get rid of them, I think it’s probably okay to have the laugh lines.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to be at my weekly meeting with my plastic surgeon.

This post brought to you by Juvederm, Kanye West, and the letter R.


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September 20, 2009 at 9:01 pm (Uncategorized) (, , )

I don’t have much to say today but there is a little something I want to share with you.  I generally just skim over ads.  I see them as a necessary evil.  They pay for the online content, but I have no real interest in them.  However, if you pay attention, you see a lot of interesting ads online.

I’m going to stop beating around the bush so much.  I stumbled across a weird ad yesterday and I want to share it.  Enjoy.

Do you feel lonely tonight?

Do you feel lonely tonight?

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Barack Skywalker

September 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , )

It’s uncanny how well I predict the future sometimes.  For instance, some of you may remember back on January 23, 2009, I introduced you to a little collectable I like to call the Barack Obama action figure.  Check it.  I can’t change the dates on these things as far as I know so that mamma jamma’s real.  Well now 8 months later, in the midst of Chicago vying to host the Olympic games in 2016, President Obama must have read of my uncanny ability to get things done just by writing about them and decided to try to appease me for help.  Yes, Mr. President.  Because you’re trying so hard, it shall be so.  I’m telling you right here and now that I predict Chicago will host the Olympic games in 2016.  You can mark it down on your 7 year calendar.

I also think President Obama is using the force to help influence the Olympic Committee.  I can imagine the conversation.

“I’m Barack Obama.  You do not need to see my identification.”

“We don’t need to see your identification.”

“This is the city you’re looking for.”

“This is the city we’re looking for.”

“You can go about your business.”

“We’re going to go about our business.”

I’m pretty sure that’s how it went down.

Congratulations, Chicago.  Chiggetty-Check it.

September 16, 2009

September 16, 2009

Original - January 2009

Original - January 2009

Take a closer look.  I dare you.  He’s got on a white shirt and dark pants, a blue lightsaber, and even a tie with a red pattern.  If that doesn’t say he’s recreating the picture, I don’t know what does.

Interestingly, if we could pan a little bit on the new photograph, we would see Dick Cheney dressed in a black robe holding his red lightsaber (Get it? He’s evil!)

I thought you might like to see it turned on, too

I thought you might like to see it turned on, too

May the force be with you.

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